Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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