I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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