I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
