i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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