I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
