so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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