i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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