what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
