i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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