well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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