I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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