Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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