let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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