Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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