she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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