If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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