I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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