Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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