Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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