So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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