So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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