Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
