There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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