But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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