do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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