of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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