remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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