you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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