can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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