bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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