He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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