He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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