Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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