She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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