we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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