I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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