Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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