I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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