Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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