Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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