try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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