No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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