I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We got so high we made milksteak
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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