Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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