You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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