He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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