i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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