piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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