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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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