dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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