let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
