oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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